Wow... just wow!

Been doing that 'stay home' thang and you realize you no longer require a spine? Well, then... here's the couch for you! Lights right in there, slouching already happening (so you don't have to worry about moving into the right position) dull colors so you won't get excited about anything... 

And if that isn't enough, it's ugly as fuck, costs way more than you can afford and will be right there when the next time a virulent hoax sweeps the country!

What's not to love!?
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